More quotes by Bill Watterson

"HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills."
"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."
"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
"CALVIN:Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien."
"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"