Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say... - Bill Watterson

"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help."

"HOBBES:Virtue needs some cheaper thrills."

"The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure poor reasoning and inhibit clarity."

"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."