#sleeping

"I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally."

"I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep."

"I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater."

"I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them."

"I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog."

"If you need me I’ll be napping in the supplies closet. The most important part of an attack is the planning."

"I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple"

"I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive."

"I morphed from a fly to a flower to a butterfly, which is like a combination flower and fly. I thought I was in love, but I was merely asleep."

"I love sleepwalking, because when else would I get to combine exercise and rest?"

"I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan."

"She was a tall drink of water from Tallahassee, and I was an instant-coffee kind of lover. I got her so hot that neither one of could go to sleep until the ambulance finally came to a complete stop."

"I sleep when I blink. I dream like I love—continuously."

"I told the joke, but someone else got the high five. That’s like me drinking a cup of coffee and a guy in a coma waking up. Go back to bed, buddy."

"I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink."

"Sleep is the breakfast of champions. This morning I had two big bowls full, each two hours deep."

"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."

"Last night I didn’t sleep for a solid eight hours. No, it melted a little. Damn global warming."

"There’s sleep to be found here, and I’m going to find it—with my eyes closed. I’m like Sherlock Holmes meets Helen Keller. #Networking"

"I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting."