If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be l... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If I told you I’ve worked hard to get where I’m at, I’d be lying, because I have no idea where I am right now."
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"When people say they don’t understand my generation, I like to point out that it’s not “my” generation. I’m only co-owner with a 50% stake."
"If you have a broken heart, I’d like to fix it. Repairs start at just $69. Special delivery charges may apply."
"I would argue that unless the two people are in love, all sex is bad sex, because why eat cotton candy when you can have edible clouds? Sure, it seems sweet at the time, but that’s just a carnival and carnal rush and wears off quickly. But love adds an extra dimension that takes an earthy thing like sex and makes it absolutely heavenly."
"I’m more of a journalist than anyone in the mainstream media, and I write fiction. More than fiction, I write absurd nonsense surrealism, and my work has more truth."
"There exists a big circus tent, and the right entrance is named The Republicans, and the left entrance is called The Democrats. People argue over which is the correct path, not realizing everyone inside is a clown."