"When traveling on foot through the Sahara Desert, be sure to pack several gallons of ice cream, and keep them close to your heart, because nothing, not even my love, can make that thing melt."
"People won't buy study guides for a dollar, but they will pay 100 dollars for test answers. A #startup should keep this mentality in mind."
"When stuck in outer space, moonwalk home. I can dance as well as any hitchhiker in the galaxy, and you can 42 off if you don’t believe me."
"We must make love to find out how it’s made. I don’t know what the ingredients are, but I think we can make a batch or two by morning."
"Using my thumb and middle finger, I tend to make snap decisions. Right away I know whether I like a song or not."
"Everyone is different from each other, but that doesn’t mean everyone should be indifferent to each other."