It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an imprompt... - Mark Twain

"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."

"A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows."

"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."

"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed."

"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it."