"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."
"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."
"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."