"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"To love someone as much as you love yourself, that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover, I’m a reader."