"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."
"A coffin would make a great suitcase. If I folded it neatly, I’ll bet I could pack in all my love for you."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."
"I make love like the 13th floor is the 14th floor of a hotel. I give it that little extra that takes it to a whole new level."