You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fo... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."

"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"

"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."

"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."