You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fo... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"We made eyes at each other, and then we made love. We also made other things too, like meatloaf."

"I wanted to tell her “I love you” back, but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment (the next commercial break), I ended up completely forgetting."

"Love is a green sky on a blue pasture, and I am the flying cow eating it all up."

"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."

"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."