More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"The waves were choppy, like Chuck Norris' karate hands. The ocean would have been still, if I weren't making love in it."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A windmill has arms, but does not hug. Where’s the love?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Your love story, I don’t want to give away the ending, but both you and your lover die."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I spray-paint my underwear gold, because it makes me feel like a winner. When two people are in love, one is always in second place."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More