More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"I’m up for the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award this year. I’m tremendously proud, considering Caesar is the guy who burned down the Library of Alexandria."
"When your family dies, that’s a bummer, but that’s life. When my family dies, it’s a tragedy and the world is unbalanced and biased."
"My answer is nope, so don’t even hope."
"A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The next year it grew back."
"As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon."