The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math."

"Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding."

"The covers of this book are too far apart."

"Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic."

"Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable."