The covers of this book are too far apart. - Ambrose Bierce

"You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps."

"Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding."

"Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out."

"Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art."

"Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows."