Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever sinc... - Jon Stewart
"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."
"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."
"Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively."
"The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith."
"Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively."
"If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that."
"You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena."