"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."
"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."
"The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith."
"Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion."
"You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena."