"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."
"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."
"If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that."
"If we amplify everything, we hear nothing."
"You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena."