More quotes by Jon Stewart

"The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith."
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land."
"The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith."
"Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake."
"If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that."