More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The Federal Government pushing drugs and then punishing marijuana growers is like the pot calling the kettle green."
"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."
"You wash the horse, and I’ll wash the horse trainer. Then we’ll wash the dishes while we gallop into the sunset like two dirty lovers."
"Everyone is a salesman, and the product is each person. Personal branding is being conscious to the continual nature of selling yourself."
"You don’t need to have a fight before great sex. I can keep my cool and still bring the heat every time."