More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"0 plus 100 equals 100. But so does 50 plus 50, only with more balance. Let this be a lesson in love."
"A slinky is a toy made for stairs, but that’s entirely too tiresome. What about a toy for escalators that doesn’t move and does nothing and that’s the whole point? I think Americans would relate to and embrace that mentality."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"My name represents me, but it’s not who I am. It’s just a collection of letters. Unfortunately, none of them are love letters."