The Federal Government pushing drugs and then punishing mari... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The Federal Government pushing drugs and then punishing marijuana growers is like the pot calling the kettle green."
"The Federal Government pushing drugs and then punishing marijuana growers is like the pot calling the kettle green."
"When people ask me how I slept, I tell them I don’t know—I’ll have to ask The Professor, and read his notes on my performance."
"I know the X’s and O’s of football. I just don’t know the other 24 letters. And as a writer, this bothers me."
"I am an orange construction cone, and I say to you, “Caution.” This is my advice for love—and for driving while blindfolded, which is safer than love."
"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"I make friends as easily as water freezes in an active volcano. Remember: handshakes feel more natural if you leave your rubber gloves at home. Unless you enjoy networking in public restrooms."