"You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time."
"There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."
"When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing."
"It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself."
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."