"You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time."
"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time"so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time."
"In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would be happily ever after. But, it's hard work, almost harder once you're successful because you've got to maintain it."
"I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."
"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."