More quotes by Steven Wright

"When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing."
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time"so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
"Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film."
"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."