I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time"so... - Steven Wright
"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time"so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time"so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room."
"The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?"
"I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done."
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."