More quotes by Steven Wright

"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
"In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would be happily ever after. But, it's hard work, almost harder once you're successful because you've got to maintain it."
"When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."
"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."