I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went bac... - Steven Wright
"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."
"I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."
"I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time"so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
"When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing."
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
"The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?"