I think you know if you disappeared from my life I’d be upse... - Jarod Kintz, Who Moved My Choose?: An Amazing Way to Deal With Change by Deciding to Let Indecision Into Your Life

"You know what I like most about people? Pets."

"People always ask me if I’m into sports, and I say, “Well, isn’t writing a sport? If you’re doing it right, and you have a deadline, you should be sweating."

"You know what I like most about people? Pets."

"I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs."

"The ultimate weapon is Lady Gaga’s music. Why kill the enemy when you can play her music and they’ll want to kill themselves?"