More quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

"You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled."
"I would love for the world to be happier."
"I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That's really why I do what I do."
"One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine."
"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."