You should never assume. You know what happens when you assu... - Ellen DeGeneres
"You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled."
"You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled."
"I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That's really why I do what I do."
"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."
"I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That's really why I do what I do."
"Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come."
"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that."