More quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

"Procrastinate now, don't put it off."
"I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That's really why I do what I do."
"You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled."
"Things will get easier, people's minds will change, and you should be alive to see it."
"For some reason, we can't just enjoy somebody else's success. Somehow, that's going to affect us. If they have more, then I have less - and I don't know why."