More quotes by Ellen DeGeneres

"While I was doing stand-up, I thought I knew for sure that success meant getting everyone to like me. So I became whoever I thought people wanted me to be. I'd say yes when I wanted to say no, and I even wore a few dresses."
"I would love for the world to be happier."
"One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine."
"Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log."
"Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings."