"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
"Why take the stairs when someone else can take them for you? Love is like a flight of stairs—somebody’s going to take them, so I may as well be unselfish and take the elevator."
"I both made the knife-fighting team, and I got cut. If only love were so easy to understand."