More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"Love has a certain weightlessness to it, much as my meaty penis would on the moon."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
— Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81. Read More