Random Inspirational Quotes

"I would argue that unless the two people are in love, all sex is bad sex, because why eat cotton candy when you can have edible clouds? Sure, it seems sweet at the time, but that’s just a carnival and carnal rush and wears off quickly. But love adds an extra dimension that takes an earthy thing like sex and makes it absolutely heavenly."

"Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam?Dr. Einstein: Yes; But this year the answers are different."

"I'm single because I was born that way."

"The merest accident of microgeography had meant that the first man to hear the voice of Om, and who gave Om his view of humans, was a shepherd and not a goatherd. They have quite different ways of looking at the world, and the whole of history might have been different. For sheep are stupid, and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent, and need to be led."

"She would've been a good woman,"said The Misfit, "if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life."

"He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry."

"I spent most of my youth hauling sides of beef and pork to my father's shop. Carrying you is far more enjoyable.""How sweet,"Annabelle mumbled sickly, her eyes closed. "Every woman dreams of being told that she's preferable to a dead cow."

"So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”“Don’t talk to your mother like that."

"Enjoy the limitless bliss consciousness here and now. The reality of you lies much beyond your sensory perceptions and boundaries."

"Life is a journey. Time is a river. The door is ajar"

"I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and—if you’re not careful—those lead to actions. Actions make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who once read it in a book."

"Love isn’t in a hurry like a flurry of flowery words on paper. It’s lush and slow to grow its aroma in the garden of time."

"Do not try to explain feelings. Live everything intensely and treasure what you feel as a gift from God."

"He said he wanted to trade lives with me, saying he wanted what I have. He must want for nothing, because that’s exactly what I have."

"الصدف ما بتتحكمش في حياتك لإنك مش صدفة، إنت نفسك قدر."

"Your current circumstances are part of your redemption story He is writing."

"Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait."

"By the way, when Oprah Winfrey is suggesting you may have overextended yourself, you need to examine your fucking life."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your prince"