Random Inspirational Quotes

"I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"There was a moment in my life when I really wanted to kill myself. And there was one other moment when I was close to that. . . . But even in my most jaded times, I had some hope."

"Never complain, never explain. Resist the temptation to defend yourself or make excuses."

"Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece."

"ومن حدثك عن حلم الدولة العادلة.. فلا تقل له شيئا.. اتركه للزمن.. وقل حسبي الله على كتب التاريخ"

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can foresee the future too."

"... how terrible is the pain of the mind and heart when the freedom of mankind is suppressed!"

"Even from their infancy we frame them to the sports of love: their instruction, behavior, attire, grace, learning and all their words azimuth only at love, respects only affection. Their nurses and their keepers imprint no other thing in them."

"Oh, for the years I have not lived, but only dreamed of living."

"Is 'fat' really the worst thing a human being can be? Is 'fat' worse than 'vindictive', 'jealous', 'shallow', 'vain', 'boring' or 'cruel'? Not to me."

"This desire to govern a woman -- it lies very deep, and men and women must fight it together.... But I do love you surely in a better way then he does."He thought. "Yes -- really in a better way. I want you to have your own thoughts even when I hold you in my arms."

"Dying is only one thing to be sad over. Living unhappily is something else."

"And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about him except that he kisses like a god and screws like a devil."

"Teach a child to love his world deeply so that he may find the beauty and joy of life."

"Rejection is an opportunity for your selection."

"knowledge, absolutely sure of its infallibility, is faith"

"I mean, at the end of the day, what the hell does it matter who I end up with if it can't be you?"

"If you want to continue to be the best in the world, then you have to train and compete like you are second best in the world."