Random Inspirational Quotes

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning?""The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you?""Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Mrs. Landingham.""What age would that be, Toby?""Late twenties?""Atta boy."

"Dancers are a work of art - they are the canvas on which their work is painted."

"The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is."

"In so far as the culture industry arouses a feeling of well-being that the world is precisely in that order suggested by the culture industry, the substitute gratification which it prepares for human beings cheats them out of the same happiness which it deceitfully projects."

"The world looks like something God had just imaged for his own pleasure, doesn't it?"

"I like very dry humor. I don't like things that are over the top. I like subtlety. I like things that are nonchalant. I like characters that are sort of monotone and based in dark comedy."

"I was born in the '60s and grew up in the '70s - not exactly the best decade for food in British history. It was horrendous. It was a time when, as a nation, we excelled in art and music and acting and photography and fashion - all creative skills... all apart from cooking."

"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."

"Get going. Move forward. Aim High. Plan a takeoff. Don't just sit on the runway and hope someone will come along and push the airplane. It simply won't happen. Change your attitude and gain some altitude. Believe me, you'll love it up here."

"If God rewards us on earth for good deeds—the Old Testament suggests it’s so, and the Puritans certainly believed it—then maybe Satan rewards us for evil ones."

"Push yourself to do more and to experience more. Harness your energy to start expanding your dreams. Yes, expand your dreams. Don't accept a life of mediocrity when you hold such infinite potential within the fortress of your mind. Dare to tap into your greatness."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"The true test of one's mettle is how many times you will try before you give up."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"I'm a big illustration and comic book fan. In my eyes, comic books and illustration are the same kind of art forms."

"When learning is purposeful, creativity blossoms. When creativity blossoms, thinking emanates. When thinking emanates, knowledge is fully lit. When knowledge is lit, economy flourishes."

"Hope was always out ahead of fact, possibility obscured the outlines of reality."

"Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you."

"Here is little habit that can make a big difference. Send sunbeams. Intentionally send a word of encouragement or appreciation every day to one person."