#Watch

"To show you I love you, I bought you an antique watch. You can tell it's old because it doesn't even work. I got a great deal on it."

"How do new watches catch up with old watches that have had more time to get a head start? This is what I pondered while I waited on her to fall in love with me."

"The contemplative life is often miserable. One must act more, think less, and not watch oneself live."

"I am an artisan. I only became an artist when people watch what I do. That is when it becomes art."

"And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it."

"If you’re going to hang around and watch me write, you might as well have a noose around your neck. Would you mind if I kicked the chair out from under your feet? You’re standing on my only place to sit."

"It's sometimes funny to watch some people doing something the wrong way but doing it confidently. Even more funny, they succeeded."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"I’m on a government watch list. But I’m not interested, because government watches only work twenty minutes out of every hour."

"I gave her a broken watch, to symbolize that my love for her is forever and timeless. And as an excuse to why I’m always late."

"But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me."

"If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love, I'd say, "Now."But you'd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast."

"To assess the quality of thoughts of people, don't listen to their words, but watch their actions."

"I watch you like a mirror, because I see in you what I see in myself. Who we love is a reflection of who we are."

"In presence of the Moon nobody sees stars."

"I had a dream about you. We were standing next to each other, and a stranger asked for the time. My watch said 3:32, and yours said 3:33. I got concerned because somewhere I’d lost a minute, so you and I spent two minutes looking for it."

"Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece."

"I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family."

"She said she loved me, and I didn’t believe it for a minute. Maybe 59 seconds, but not a whole minute. I may be gullible, but I’m not without an accurate way to measure time."