"I don’t think that taking off my eye patch would increase my night vision by 100%, but it would go a long way towards relieving my wedgie."
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"We are star stuff harvesting sunlight."
"Because I lay with him… I’ve caught a glimpse of heaven. Or I understand what I need. Or I have the courage to be myself."
"You lead with direction, and you try to lead by example. I try to be there when things are not good and obviously share the spoils of success."
"The greater part of our happiness or misery depends upon our dispositions, and not upon our circumstances."
"There is a price for everything; the price of losing or winning it all."
"Cinderella? Snow White? What's that? An illness?"
"Love is the best school, but the tuition is high and the homework can be painful."
"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."
"There are thousands of inspirational stories waiting to be told about young women who yearn for a great education. They are stories of struggle and stories of success, and they will inspire others to take action and work to change lives."
"But I think we both knew, even then, that what we had was something even more rare, and even more meaningful. I was going to be his friend, and was going to show him possibilities. And he, in turn, would become someone I could trust more than myself."
"The thermometer of success is merely the jealousy of the malcontents."
"Friendship and money: oil and water."
"I hope that at the end of the seven years, people will say that I have been of some inspirational value to them at home in terms of inclusiveness and abroad, I look forward to representing Ireland."
"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."
"The Word of God is my life's manual."
"The decision to kiss for the first time is the most crucial in any love story. It changes the relationship of two people much more strongly than even the final surrender; because this kiss already has within it that surrender."
"No woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn't in submission to God!"
"I used to think that once you really knew a thing, its truth would shine on forever. Now it's pretty obvious to me that more often than not the batteries fade, and sometimes what you knew even goes out with a bang when you try and call on it, just like a light bulb cracking off when you throw the switch."
"This inhuman place makes human monsters."
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