Random Inspirational Quotes

"I'm a novelist first, and I wrote a bunch of books, and everything I write, I just find people are more interesting when there's an element of humor to it."

"You can forget trying to climb the success ladder, all you will ever need in life is brought to you in the Cosmic Ordering elevator."

"My pride shut me up, my hurt shut me down, and together they ganged up on my hope and let her get away."

"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all."

"Think little goals and expect little achievements. Think big goals and win big success."

"It's bullshit to think of friendship and romance as being different. They're not. They're just variations of the same love. Variations of the same desire to be close."

"The pre-Socratic Greek philosopher Parmenides taught that the only things that are real are things which never change... and the pre-Socratic Greek philosopher Heraclitus taught that everything changes. If you superimpose their two views, you get this result: Nothing is real."

"I don't trust men everybody likes. Being nice isn't the same as being good."

"I knew it like destiny, and at the same time, I knew it as choice."

"Let yourself be drawn by the stronger pull of that which you truly love."

"I've known rivers:I've known rivers ancient as the world and older than the flow of human blood in human veins.My soul has grown deep like the rivers."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"I cannot love a man who cannot protect me."

"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"

"The morning always has a way of creeping up on me and peeking in my bedroom windows. The sunrise is such a pervert."

"Happiness will grow if you plant the seeds of love in the garden of hope with compassion and care."

"It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love."

"And I remembered something else that makes us human: faith, the only weapon in our arsenal to battle doubt."

"I want to make something of myself. I believe it’s called a statue."

"People worry about kids playing with guns, and teenagers watching violent videos; we are scared that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands - literally thousands - of songs about broken hearts and rejection and pain and misery and loss."