#Naked

"I live for sex. I celebrate it, and relish the electricity of it, with every fibre of my being. I can see no better reason for being alive."

"The naked truth is the naked truth isn’t naked—it’s wearing see-thru clothing. My duty as a nudist is to let people see I’m transparent."

"Pepperonis are like edible polkadots. I made you a pizza dress, but I’m ashamed to admit I burned it. I’m afraid you’ll have to dance naked."

"I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination."

"Some of us walk around with a necklace of hope, an armour of sanity, but at the end of the day, they always come off. We reveal our naked, vulnerable, real selves."

"There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows."

"Love has a shape, but no color. You’re probably wondering, “If it’s transparent, how do you know what shape it is?” Good question. Well, for one thing, I put it together, and for another, I’m currently wearing it like body armor (though to the casual observer, I appear naked)."

"My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through the streets."

"Women who focus on style over substance usually find themselves in a big fucking hole, with other men who want to fuck the hole. Oh so smooth, and none sophistacted. Because, you know, how sophisticated can hole-fucking really be"

"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."

"Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities."

"Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed."

"You know, lieutenant, you wear your weapon the way other women wear pearls.""It's not a fashion accessory."

"I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you."

"I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!"

"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."

"She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking."

"Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the unwanted, care for the ill, love your enemies, and do unto others as you would have done unto you."

"All I'm writing is just what I feel, that's all. I just keep it almost naked. And probably the words are so bland."

"When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future."