#Naked

"Some of us walk around with a necklace of hope, an armour of sanity, but at the end of the day, they always come off. We reveal our naked, vulnerable, real selves."

"My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through the streets."

"Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities."

"I just recently figured out how mirrors work. Pretty cool. That guy always hungrily staring at my naked body was me!"

"I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination."

"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."

"When I saw you, I saw love. When I saw you naked, I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream, I saw the future."

"Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the unwanted, care for the ill, love your enemies, and do unto others as you would have done unto you."

"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."

"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."

"I got arrested for driving naked. I guess I shouldn’t have put four wheels, an engine, and a steering wheel on my bathtub. I’m a do-it-yourself kind of lover."

"Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul."

"I’m making naked, and I’m making it by hand and other body parts. Next I’ll be making spaghetti, if my first cooking show hasn’t been canceled by then."

"I make naked, and I make it by hand. I also make it using the rest of my body. Coming soon to a Walmart near you."

"There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows."

"You know, lieutenant, you wear your weapon the way other women wear pearls.""It's not a fashion accessory."

"The naked truth is the naked truth isn’t naked—it’s wearing see-thru clothing. My duty as a nudist is to let people see I’m transparent."

"She asked me how I slept. Knowing she meant quality of sleep, I said I slept naked. It’s true. Ask any of the joggers who saw me sleepwalking."

"Love has a shape, but no color. You’re probably wondering, “If it’s transparent, how do you know what shape it is?” Good question. Well, for one thing, I put it together, and for another, I’m currently wearing it like body armor (though to the casual observer, I appear naked)."

"Pepperonis are like edible polkadots. I made you a pizza dress, but I’m ashamed to admit I burned it. I’m afraid you’ll have to dance naked."