#Naked

"Love has a shape, but no color. You’re probably wondering, “If it’s transparent, how do you know what shape it is?” Good question. Well, for one thing, I put it together, and for another, I’m currently wearing it like body armor (though to the casual observer, I appear naked)."

"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."

"I wear gloves, because I don’t want to tease people with my naked body. I’ve got to leave something to the imagination."

"The naked truth is the naked truth isn’t naked—it’s wearing see-thru clothing. My duty as a nudist is to let people see I’m transparent."

"I’m making naked, and I’m making it by hand and other body parts. Next I’ll be making spaghetti, if my first cooking show hasn’t been canceled by then."

"I got arrested for driving naked. I guess I shouldn’t have put four wheels, an engine, and a steering wheel on my bathtub. I’m a do-it-yourself kind of lover."

"Pepperonis are like edible polkadots. I made you a pizza dress, but I’m ashamed to admit I burned it. I’m afraid you’ll have to dance naked."

"Want to keep Christ in Christmas? Feed the hungry, clothe the naked, forgive the guilty, welcome the unwanted, care for the ill, love your enemies, and do unto others as you would have done unto you."

"Some of us walk around with a necklace of hope, an armour of sanity, but at the end of the day, they always come off. We reveal our naked, vulnerable, real selves."

"Art can never exist without naked beauty displayed."

"You know, lieutenant, you wear your weapon the way other women wear pearls.""It's not a fashion accessory."

"Women who focus on style over substance usually find themselves in a big fucking hole, with other men who want to fuck the hole. Oh so smooth, and none sophistacted. Because, you know, how sophisticated can hole-fucking really be"

"Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul."

"People don't care what I wear or don't wear, and even if I don't wear anything people will cover for me if they know that I care about them."

"I’m hard to love, but I love hard, like my heart is the sun yearning to tan your naked body. I promise I won’t burn you."

"I live for sex. I celebrate it, and relish the electricity of it, with every fibre of my being. I can see no better reason for being alive."

"There seemed to be some correlation between devotion to God and a misguided zeal for marshmallows."

"If I had no clothes it’d be winter. If I were naked, it’d be the truth and we could lie together."

"I was naked under his gaze. Skin was just that: skin. But to see your soul stripped, laid bare for the eyes of someone you barely knew-that was terrifying."

"All I'm writing is just what I feel, that's all. I just keep it almost naked. And probably the words are so bland."