Random Inspirational Quotes

"Boredom is the fear of self."

"Hope,"Frank grumbled. "I'd rather have a few good weasels."

"God tests, but he does not tempt."

"It is strange the way trauma deadens curiosity. To suffer cruelty in excess is to be delivered from care. The human heart sets aside its questions when the future is too capricious. This is the irony of tribulation.To know the world will never be so bad."

"Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.'Don't be silly. You're a consumer, right? You have credit cards, right?Perhaps you are thinking: 'Yes, but how am I going to pay the credit-card company?'Don't be silly. You have a tank, right?"

"Brevity is the soul of lingerie."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans."

"She is like a flower. Her smile illuminates the whole world."

"In my heart's most secret place,I pity them as angels do."

"It is worse to stay where one does not belong at all than to wander about lost for a while and looking for the psychic and soulful kinship one requires"

"Not being heard is no reason for silence."

"Man cannot possess anything as long as he fears death. But to him who does not fear it, everything belongs. If there was no suffering, man would not know his limits, would not know himself."

"There are no ordinary moments."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Who’s Mildred? How the heck should I know? I don’t eat breakfast."

"The fact is not kill entire populations is able to infect entire regions of land and control the only cure."

"I let myself slip away... Just to stay sane. Just to get through it. And when I felt myself slipping too far, I held on to the one thing I'm always sure of - Blue eyes. Bronze curls. The fact that Simon Snow is the most powerful magician alive. That nothing can hurt him, not even me. That Simon Snow is alive. And I'm hopelessly in love with him."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."