Random Inspirational Quotes

"This diary is my kief, hashish and opium pipe. This is my drug and my vice."

"He looked at the beautiful woman frowning up at him and his cock did nothing. His eyes shot back to Zoe and damn if his cock didn't twitch happily. Trevor swallowed hard as realization hit.There was something wrong with his dick."

"In this country we have no place for hyphenated Americans."

"The essence of wisdom is to know when to be doing, and when it's useless even to try"

"God is alive, real, and wants to heal you in every aspect of your life where you are hurting."

"For there is no friend like a sisterIn calm or stormy weather; To cheer one on the tedious way, To fetch one if one goes astray,To lift one if one totters down, To strengthen whilst one stands"

"Woman is the light of God."

"Why pay for an undesirable outcome with someone else? For the same money, you could have paid me to stay at home and do nothing."

"No one can say that death found in me a willing comrade, or that I went easily."

"The true measure of success is how many times you can bounce back from failure."

"You'll forget it when you're dead, and so will I. When I'm dead, I'm going to forget everything–and I advise you to do the same."

"The only freedom you truly have is in your mind, so use it."

"Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark areas of life, problems and terrors."

"You are magnetic, and your magnet is your love."

"If there was one thing that life has taught me, it’s to accept the most foolish and unthinkable happiness."

"It's amazing how close I have been, all this time, to my old life. And yet the distance that divides me from it is vast."

"I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked you what they meant, and you told me that free associations were a bad way to advance my political career."

"She plants love, and she grows roses. The fragrance of romance comes from the blossom that blooms in the heart."

"I really don't see anything romantic in proposing. It is very romantic to be in love. But there is nothing romantic about a definite proposal. Why, one may be accepted. One usually is, I believe. Then the excitement is all over. The very essence of romance is uncertainty. If ever I get married, I'll certainly try to forget the fact."

"The first rule when you are in a hole is to ask for a hand out!"