Random Inspirational Quotes

"You have to take risks. We will only understand the miracle of life fully when we allow the unexpected to happen."

"I have already settled it for myself so flattery and criticism go down the same drain and I am quite free."

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."

"If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."

"You believe what your eyes want to believe!"

"If I behave as though this is a completely normal situation, then maybe it will be ..."

"That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man."

"To finish the moment, to find the journey's end in every step of the road, to live the greatest number of good hours, is wisdom."

"I don’t want anyone to hold back who they are. It’s not okay… it’s not a good thing"

"Do Me No Favors Haiku 'Do me no favors ~I can take care of myself.So, pay the check and drive me home."

"My name is Percy Jackson. I'm twelve years old. Until a few months ago, I was a boarding student at Yancy Academy, a private school for troubled kids in upstate New York.Am I a troubled kid?Yeah. You could say that."

"I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident - that is very sexy - but at the same time, he's very kind to people."

"Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?"

"Infuse your life with action. Don't wait for it to happen. Make it happen. Make your own future. Make your own hope. Make your own love. And whatever your beliefs, honor your creator, not by passively waiting for grace to come down from upon high, but by doing what you can to make grace happen... yourself, right now, right down here on Earth."

"I water fake plants, because I’m growing a garden of fake mustaches. Lest no man (or woman) question my ability as a lover."

"We are faced with the fact, my friends, that tomorrow is today. Procrastination is still the thief of time. Over the bleached bones and jumbled residues of numerous civilizations are written the pathetic words ‘Too Late’."

"If someone tells you you're not beautiful, turn around and walk away so they canhave a great view of your fabulous ass."

"With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

"I hate to lose more than I love to win."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"