#attributed-no-source

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much."

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

"A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water."

"You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life."

"If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty."

"The covers of this book are too far apart."

"If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself."

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."

"Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."

"I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer"

"Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear."

"If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales."

"Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be."

"The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others."

"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."

"Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!"

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."

"I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together."