#bill

"I had a dream about you. Dinner for two turned into dinner for three when you told me you were pregnant. I was excited, but a little nervous, because we were at a fancy restaurant and I only had enough money in my wallet to pay for two. So being the gentleman I am, I suggested that we skip out on the bill after we were finished eating."

"I'm all for all for one, especially when I'm the one. That's my philosophy when the dinner bill arrives at the table."

"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."