Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress ask... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."
"The difference between a karate chop and a high five is the same as the difference between a knife and a paddle. My love can slice like a piece of pizza."
"Love is like learning to ride a midget, which I’ve never done because I’m afraid of heights."