Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress ask... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"I am approximately 96.694444% in love with you. Of course, that’s just a rough estimate."
"A string of burglaries is a crime necklace. Everything I have can be stolen except love, because I give it all away."
"Drink my Distraction Juice (not from concentrate). It tastes like love, only not so focused on just one ingredient."
"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."
"I’d rather have 100% of 5 than 50% of 10—especially with love."