Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress ask... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Two become one when two are in love—or when the waitress asks about our dinner bill. I’ll pay next time, I promise."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"I want to write a song about the only girl I’ve ever loved. And the chorus will say something like, “I really want to see you tonight, so I hope you leave your blinds open."
"I wrote an edible cookbook. The pages are made out of tortillas. It’s also the Book of Love. (Batteries and hot sauce sold separately.)"
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."