#death

"[O]ur honeymoon will shine our life long: its beams will only fade over your grave or mine."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"If after I die, people want to write my biography, there is nothing simpler. They only need two dates: the date of my birth and the date of my death. Between one and another, every day is mine."

"People die all the time. Life is a lot more fragile than we think. So you should treat others in a way that leaves no regrets. Fairly, and if possible, sincerely. It's too easy not to make the effort, then weep and wring your hands after the person dies."

"Dude, you don't want to be dead. Take it from me. No-pussy is bad. But dead is like no-pussy times ten."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"It felt as though the whole globe was dressed in snow. Like it has pulled it on, the way you pull on a sweater. Next to the train line, footprints were sunken to their shins. Trees wore blankets of ice. As you may expect, someone has died."

"Death is the fairest thing in the world. No one's ever gotten out of it. The earth takes everyone - the kind, the cruel, the sinners. Aside from that, there's no fairness on earth."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Tell me what it is like to die,"I answered. He dismounted from his horse, looking at me strangely the whole while. "You experience something similar every day,"he said softly. "It is as familiar to you as bread and butter.""Yes,"I said. "It is like every night when I fall asleep.""No. It is like every morning when you wake up."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"We do not need to grieve for the dead. Why should we grieve for them? They are now in a place where there is no more shadow, darkness, loneliness, isolation, or pain. They are home."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."