#death

"It would be wrong to refuse to face the fact that everything is fundamentally sick and sad."

"In the midst of life, we are in death."

"I carry death in my left pocket. Sometimes I take it out and talk to it: "Hello, baby, how you doing? When you coming for me? I'll be ready."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Every time I go to sleep, I know I may never wake up. How could anyone expect to? You drop your tiny, helpless mind into a bottomless well, crossing your fingers and hoping when you pull it out on its flimsy fishing wire it hasn't been gnawed to bones by nameless beasts below."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"REQUIEMUnder the wide and starry skyDig the grave and let me lie:Glad did I live and gladly die,And I laid me down with a will.This be the verse you grave for me:Here he lies where he long'd to be;Home is the sailor, home from the sea,And the hunter home from the hill."

"Oh God, Oh God we’re all gonna die doesn’t really fit the definition of banter, now does it?"

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go."

"when I become death. Death is the seed from which I grow."

"The only certainty life contains is death."

"After us they'll fly in hot air balloons, coat styles will change, perhaps they'll discover a sixth sense and cultivate it, but life will remain the same, a hard life full of secrets, but happy. And a thousand years from now man will still be sighing, "Oh! Life is so hard!"and will still, like now, be afraid of death and not want to die."

"Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose."

"Sometimes I get depressed about my age. In March I’ll be 26. If man weren’t measured in numbers, but rather letters, I’d be turning Z. And then I’d be dead."

"Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now is the best time to die."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."