#death

"And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying."

"I love you every day. And now I will miss you every day."

"What mancan you show me who places any value on his time, who reckons the worth of each day, who understands that he isdying daily? For we are mistaken when we look forward to death; the major portion of death has already passed,Whatever years be behind us are in death's hands."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"All good things pass away."

"When we die, we will turn into songs, and we will hear each other and remember each other."

"The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective."

"I went on spouting bullshit Encouragements as Gus's parents, arm in arm, hugged each other and nodded at every word. Funerals, I had decided, are for the living."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Live or die, but don't poison everything."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"For the funeral I needed a plus one, so I rented a hooker. And then I rented a movie. Rest in peace Grandpa, or whoever you were."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend."

"No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friend's or of thine own were: any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind, and therefore never send to know for whom the bells tolls; it tolls for thee."

"The dead look so terribly dead when they're dead."