#God

"I've gone to prepare a place for youBut I will come back again."

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"We have never heard the devil's side of the story, God wrote all the book."

"Before you came into my life, I believed that God had abandoned me.Now I know that He has blessed me beyond measure. -sir Bannor-"

"God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh."

"God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"I hate you, God. I hate you as though you actually exist."

"People make the rules of society, not God."

"Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whisky bottle in the hand of (another)... There are just some kind of men who - who're so busy worrying about the next world they've never learned to live in this one, and you can look down the street and see the results."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"God save us from people who mean well."