#God

"Stop asking God to bless what you're doing. Find out what God's doing. It's already blessed."

"If I reveal myself without worrying about how others will respond, then some will care, though others may not. But who can love me, if no one knows me? I must risk it, or live alone."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"What a comfort to know that God is a poet."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"God intended Earth. God intended the waters. God intended you and me. We were created in the image and the likeness of God; we are holograms, if you will. So the power, the presence, the energy is within you and me. The energy of God, as life, is within each of us."

"It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance."

"I can only imagine how happy life would be if we could stay so grounded in our faith that we would never waver in our positive attitudes."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"God has, in fact, written two books, not just one. Of course, we are all familiar with the first book he wrote, namely Scripture. But he has written a second book called creation."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Teenagers who do not go to church are adored by God, but they don't get to meet some of the people who love God back."

"There is only one all pervading God. It has only one message - Love all, encompass all and transcend the limits of the selfish gene."

"CONCERNED BUT NOT CONSUMED!"

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"And why does this same God tell me how to raise my children when he had to drown his?"

"The idea that God is an oversized white male with a flowing beard, who sits in the sky and tallies the fall of every sparrow is ludicrous. But if by 'God,' one means the set of physical laws that govern the universe, then clearly there is such a God. This God is emotionally unsatisfying... it does not make much sense to pray to the law of gravity."