#God

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Mine was a patchwork God, sewn together from bits of rag and ribbon, Eastern and Western, pagan and Hebrew, everything but the kitchen sink and Jesus."

"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."

"You said 'God is cruel' the way a person who's lived his whole life on Tahiti might say 'Snow is cold'. You knew, but you didn't understand."He stepped close to David and put his palms on the boy's cold cheeks. "Do you know how cruel your God can be, David. How fantastically cruel?"

"I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans. I’m going to keep the door open, and keep the page blank, and see what gets painted upon it."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul. It is daily admission of one's weakness. It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"The only thing that ultimately matters is to eat an ice-cream cone, play a slide trombone, plant a small tree, good God, now you're free."

"There's no God higher than truth."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"We are all butterflies. Earth is our chrysalis."

"God is whispering in your heart, in the whole existence, just tune your ears."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"It's a mean story, Helen fumed. An absentee father who demands that his children put him at the center of their lives and beg for his return. Sister Priscilla didn't think it was mean, apparently. She was so in love with God that she had married him, even though she would not see his face, hear his voice, or feel his embrace for as long as she lived. One of us, Helen, thought is flying blind."

"Decision decides destiny. What God wants you to become is the positive person you decide to become when led by God's spirit."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"God is dead and I am his replacement."