#God

"Common sense is no match for the voice of God."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans. I’m going to keep the door open, and keep the page blank, and see what gets painted upon it."

"She was a fool, and so am I, and so is anyone who thinks he sees what God is Doing, [writes Bokonon]."

"I say to myself: "Who are you to measure infinite power?"

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"I know I'm not God, are you? Don't be silly.God? God? Everybody's God? Don't be silly."

"Man is a spiritual being, a soul, and at some period of his life everyone is possessed with an irresistible desire to know his relationship to the Infinite. . . . There is something within him which urges him to rise above himself, to control his environment, to master the body and all things physical and live in a higher and more beautiful world."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Do not fight the thing in detail: turn from it. Look ONLY at your Lord. Sing. Read. Work."

"God never promised us a trouble-free life."

"Anybody who says "I know how to get to God and you don't, do this and do that and go here and go there"is going to become 1. very powerful and 2. very rich. The simple truth is, if I am with God, no less can you be with God at the same time as I am."

"The beauty of collaboration between older and younger generations is that we combine strength with wisdom—a surefire way to accomplish more for the glory of God."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"A lot of people say, 'Hey, God doesn't have a sense of humor.' Yes, He does. God has a great sense of humor."

"And why does this same God tell me how to raise my children when he had to drown his?"

"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."