#God

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"All I know is that the closer I get to God, the deeper I get into the Bible, and the heavier the burden seems on my shoulders."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere."

"When the stars threw down their spears, and watered heaven with their tears, did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee?"

"Talk to me about the truth of religion and I'll listen gladly. Talk to me about the duty of religion and I'll listen submissively. But don't come talking to me about the consolations of religion or I shall suspect that you don't understand."

"God is a concept by which we measure our pain."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"God takes everyone he loves through a desert. It is his cure for our wandering hearts, restlessly searching for a new Eden... The best gift of the desert is God's presence... The protective love of the Shepherd gives me courage to face the interior journey."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith."