#happiness

"There's always a free lunch with Cosmic Ordering."

"Sometimes I think if we didn’t have these problems the whole world would stop spinning on her axis, we’d all stop spinning on our axises, axes, or whatever you want to call them, and then we’d have to settle into the nasty business of finding a way to be happy."

"Love yourself. Forgive yourself. Be true to yourself. How you treat yourself sets the standard for how others will treat you."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"It's all about the smiles!"

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"The dead don't desire revenge, but the happiness of the livng. To dirty your small hands would bring joy to no one.-Kenshin to Eiji"

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Defeat the warriors of patience and time with Cosmic Ordering."

"I bought you a gift. It’s something I’ve always wanted, but I’m not quite sure you’ll like it. So if you don’t want it just tell me and I’ll be happy to keep it. After all, I’m only interested in making you happy."

"Happiness is a fresh flower!"

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, worn or consumed. Happiness is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace, and gratitude."