#happiness

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you."

"What good is money if it can't buy happiness?"

"The secret to happiness is the journey, not the destination."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"True happiness is when the love that is within us finds expression in external activities."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"The proof of the pudding is in the Cosmic Ordering."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Some people only dream of success… while others wake up and use Cosmic Ordering."

"To be happy, you have to risk being unhappy."

"Berhentilah mencari laki-laki untuk membuatmu baagia.Mulailah menjadi perempuan bahagia yang dicari laki-laki."

"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."

"Why sadness was created?So we could rest from laughing."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Maybe this is a characteristic of happy people. An ability to be entertained by the world."