#happiness

"In the autumn of your years don't make it so that what you look back on is regret. Live your life now so that whatever you do gives some sunshine before you head into the winter of your life."

"In order to have great happiness, you have to have great pain and unhappiness-otherwise how would you know when you're happy?"

"I consider myself a stained-glass window. And this is how I live my life. Closing no doors and covering no windows; I am the multi-colored glass with light filtering through me, in many different shades. Allowing light to shed and fall into many many hues. My job is not to direct anything, but only to filter into many colors. My answer is destiny and my guide is joy. And there you have me."

"Why did I hope we would be happy abroad? A change of environment is that traditional fallacy upon which doomed loves, and lungs, rely."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Change your life! Wake up and smell the Cosmic Ordering success."

"When you win and the other fellow loses, what do you see? A losing face. There is great joy in losing and making the other person win and have a happy face. Who will be the happiest person? The one who brings happiness to others."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"For a woman to deny the necessity of true love in her life would be to deny herself, and her creator."

"The grass withers, the flower fades, but Cosmic Ordering stands forever."

"There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."

"The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour."

"They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning."

"No one asked you to be happy. Get to work."

"I shall take the heart. For brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."