#Idiot

"I always appear smarter when I dress up in my giant nipple costume. I know this because I'll overhear people say things like, 'At least he's not a complete boob."

"I've had great success being a total idiot."

"There's obviously nothing wrong with selling your art - only an idiot with a trust fund would tell you otherwise. But it's confusing to know how far you should take it."

"This life, which had been the tomb of his virtue and of his honour, is but a walking shadow; a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

"I love playing the macho guy who looks like an idiot."

"Did I hear God call me an idiot?"

"Mainstream news wants to keep you as a useful idiot. Instead, try being a non-useful idiot."