#jacob

"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother,Jacob?"she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'."

"Are you two you know?"Jacob pointed at us. "Together? Together? "I didn't get a chance to answer. Cam spun me around and kissed me, right there between the two buildings. It was no friendly peck on the lips. When our tongues touched, my bag slipped off my arm and hit the frosted ground."Holy crap,"Jacob muttered. "I think they're going to make babies."

"What would Golan Do? That way I can ask myself before I do anything. Before I take a dump. How would Dr. Golan want me to take this dump? Should I bank it off the side or go straight down the middle? What would be the most psychologically beneficial dump I could take?"

"Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool."